Because Americans Aren't Fat Enough

Hey America! Tired of digging around in your fast food bag for your french fries while driving? It won't fit in your cup holder (the one that doesn't have your super size drink in it). But wait, it will now! No joke, folks, here it is, your very onwn French Fry Holder:

There’s So Much More You Can Do With Cup Holders…Like Hold Your Fries, To Make Driving Safer.
Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder. Dishwasher-safe.

So, do something good for our economy. Purchase some shit you don't need!