My Brain is Full!

I know it's been a long time since I've posted. I've been sick. Well, actually, still am. Ugh. I have a respiratory infection. Big f'n surprise. I get them every year at this time. I feel like shit. My head is full of snot. So, if you haven't heard from me, it's because I'm sick. :-P I'm on antibiotics and decongestants, so I should be back to my usual bitchy self soon.

Tomorrow Rob and I are meeting our parents for brunch. Yup, my parents meeting his mom and Judy. This should be interesting. I hope I survive.

OMG -- I just saw the BEST ad! It's for Virgin Mobile, and it's hilarious! Happy Chrismahanukwanzaday everyone! It's great. Oy, must not laugh. It hurts. Ow.

EverQuesting I A-Go

Ok, it happened. I have officially played EverQuest II. I can now understand how it has become so addicting. It's fun. And I'm very bad at it. I'm sure anyone watching me run around would think "who is that drunk, epileptic woman?" Seriously. I'm bad at steering my wood elf. Rob assures me that I'll get better. BTW, for all you EverQuesters out there, my character's name is Delia.

Holy Shit! She's Wearing WHITE?!?

That's right folks, I'll be wearing white at my wedding. I know it's a shock to all of you who know me and know that I had my heart set on wearing red (that's right, RED). But, I fell in love with a Jessica McClintock white dress. Besides, red would so clash with Rob's Blackwatch kilt (yes, Rob will be wearing a kilt.) It will certainly be a wedding to remember. :-) Now I just have to pick out shoes...

Well Folk's, Monk's on now, so I'll sign off and write soon. Promise I'll be better about blogging. I've been so busy with Holiday Planogram at work. Ugh. Don't want to talk about it.

Rantings of a Mad Woman

I am so OUTRAGED at the election results I could scream! Are the American people SO utterly blind and insipid that they'd actually re-elect President dick-fuck?!? AAAARRRGGH!!!! AND to top it off, Proposal 1 and 2, utterly fucktarded proposals, both passed here in Michigan! Apparetnly the right-wing rant about declining morals worked! Morals, huh? How fucking moral is it to have people die in a war that we have no business being in? How about a country where it's citizens aren't guaranteed health insurance? What's moral about tax breaks for the rich when there are people who have no food to eat or a place to sleep at night? This country is so god-damn fucked up! I give up. I'm going to go be another apathetic slug and sit my big white ass on the couch and watch tv. I'll give a shit another day when I'm feeling better. BLARGH.